Monday, December 29, 2008

The Dark Knight

Bale's voice sounds strained while
wearing the batsuit but its
great... just really great.
_jch

Four Christmases

predictable laughs.
jon favreau: it's been a while.
"mikey's the winner."
_jch

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Spaced: The Complete Series

Dang! This show is, like,
Without a doubt, the best thing
In my life right now.
_chris













Episode 1:

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The Incredibles

SUPER happy fam
saving the world from Syndrome.
INSANE FIRE-BABY!
_jch

Grosse Pointe Blank

Welcome back pointers.
"TV TO THE FACE", POPCORN!!!
It is def the best!!!
_brett

Such a great story!
And the soundtrack... wow, just wow.
Now a fav! THX BRT
_chris

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Without A Clue

Caine's a slapstick sleuth,
And Kingsley shines as Watson...
I love the eighties!!!
_chris







Pulp Fiction

blueberry pancakes;
vincent reads "modesty blaise";
SAY WHAT AGAIN!!! *BOOM!*
_emily

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Diving Bell And The Butterfly

A writer's mishap
unravels a story of
loss, hope, pain, and love.
_chris

Sukiyaki Western Django

Town in Nevada,
the present mirrors the past.
White and Red.
_brett


(((single best movie i have seen in a very long time)))

p.s. look at that widescreen youtube embed.
(((only took me 20 minutes to get it to work)))


Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Teen Wolf

Sooo, Scott... where's the wolf?
The wolf? More like, "Where's Rick Kane?"
***Twenty-Nine Seconds!***
_chris


Cube

Abducted strangers?
A geometric death trap?
MATH!!! (((their only hope)))
_chris

Monday, December 15, 2008

Ghost Town

Unfinished business;
This Gervais dramedy, well,
Falls flat -=[ Ugh, bummer!
_chris

ECW One Night Stand 2006

Nothing is better,
Than a "6-1-9" to a
"hurricanrana"
_brett

Oh my, what was that???
DDT!  Through a... TABLE!?
This one's over, folks!
_chris

Man on Wire

Phillipe is a cat
walking all nimbly-bimbly...
new yorkers in awe!

_emily

ECW One Night Stand 2005

RVD is "gored"
ARABIAN SKULLCRUSHER!
Rhyno gets leg dropped
_brett

Hamlet 2

Satan, Santa, and
One moonwalking Jesus. Yes...
It's THAT amazing!
_chris

Dana M... Ma... Mar?
His life is a parody
(((of a tragedy.)))
_brett

Thursday, December 11, 2008

North Shore

Laird, Occy?! NO WAY!
Its not about the money
Soul surf, for the win.
_brett

From wave tank to reef...
Rick Kane's in it to win it!
Pipe Classic? No prob!
_chris

Frost/Nixon

A BOUT OF EGO
Nixon's on spaghetti legs...
This film's a knock-out!
_chris

The Darjeeling Limited

alopecia is
brendan's undoing; bros with
louis vuitton bags.
_emily

Itinerary?
F*ck the itinerary...
Brothers once lost --> found.
_chris

Feathers to the wind.
"We have more healing to do."
*Passport* You hold 'em!
_brett

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The Patriot

Benjamin Martin's
(Mel Gibson) two eldest sons
are killed by redcoats.
_jch

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Fearless

Arrogant Jet Li
MISTAKE! Why did no one speak?!
Huo becomes humbled.
_brett

Madagascar 2

Kowalski, Skipper
Rico and Private reign! (with
Help from the primates!)

_emily


Monday, December 8, 2008

Charlie Wilson's War

2 billion dollars!
And we threw it all away,
'Cause our end game sucked.
_brett

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Sinking Icarus
Evolved apes from man's mistake?!?!?
"Ahhhhh, you maniacs!!!!!"
_chris

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

A down-n-dirty
Hot/heavy/wild rompin'-com!
Welcome back, K. Smith!
_chris

ONE COCK-ACCINO !
So many great cameos!
Thank you Justin Long!
_brett

Friday, December 5, 2008

The Wizard

"Jimmy, get the flute!!!",
Screams the lil' Jenny Lewis.
Record high score?!?! Woooooooooooo!
_chris

Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Monster Squad

Wolfman's nards? Like rock!
Ancient amulet? It's sought!
Vampire slaves? MAD HOT!!!!!
_chris

A Fish Called Wanda

"Unreservedly,
I'm sorry I ate your fish."
REMEMBER WANDA!
_brett

Oldboy (20??)

A remake? Say, whaaaaat?
Spielberg be damned! And Will Smith?!?!?!
He's no Oh Dae-su!
_chris

Oldboy (2003)
Fifteen years alone.
No cut, side scroll hammer fight!
GOD DAMN FRIED DUMPLINGS.
_brett

The Machinist

Post-it note threats and
Too little sleep make Christian
Bale something something...
_emily

Battle Royale

WHAT?! A trash can lid?
Death by sickle is the worst!
Never eat the soup.
_brett

Bill and Teds Bogus Journey

OH NO, EVIL TWINS ?!
The aliens were too much.
Foxy Brown is George!
_brett

Monty Python's The Life of Brian

Everything could change,
just three mangers to the left.
Chapman is brilliant!
_brett

The Three Amigos

CaCaw says Lucky,
Santa Poco needs our help!
Such a great sweater.
_brett

Pineapple Express

There's no hope with dope
You'll only just survive, like,
SEVEN GUNSHOT WOUNDS!!!
_chris

Lets get the fuck out
Of the woods like lame kid at
The slumber party!
_emily

Coffee to the face!
Day was saved by Red's Daewoo!
still hate chiclet teeth.
_brett

Clue

Long story short....well,
You're just too late! Shout! Shout! Shout!
Candlestick to face.
_chris

Its a bit too late.
"You do what?" "I buttle, sir."
"Over my dead body!"
_brett