Jaws [1975]

Dun Na. Dun Na. Dun.
Du dun du dun du dun dun…
DU NA DU NA NAAA!!!
_brett

Jennifer's Body [2009]

This shit was just so
terrible! Sigh...*

_chris**

*Figured I'd write the 9 syllable version since I could only sit through about 53% of it

**Did I mention this movie was garbage?

Woooooo!

Just wanted to thank
e'ryone for an awesome year.
Love you dudes 4real.
_chris

The Pianist [2002]

This movie's like one

big panic attack waiting

to had happen was.

_chris

Assassination of a High School President [2009]

She's one tough cookie...

all I wanted was a taste.
DANG, THIS MOVIE RULES
_chris

Well, I guess I will
have to AGREE with Christoph,
because it did rule!!
_Brett

The Limits Of Control [2009]

You'll either like it
or really, really hate it.
I chose the former.
_chris

Paper Heart [2009]

A mocku-docu-
drom-com? I never thought I'd
see the day. (Loved it)
_chris

Funny People [2009]

Contains a scene with
Norm Macdonald, Dave Attell,
and S. Silverman.*
_chris

*That's the only thing I liked about the movie

Observe and Report [2009]

Seth, get your Chicklet
teeth fixed, six crackheads agree.
Damn ridic movie.
_brett

Paranormal Activity [2007]

A shoestring budget

+ cheap scares in a big house

= HUUUUUUUUGE profit.

_chris

Okay, not gonna lie... I found this movie to be super tight.

Two Days In Paris [2007]

"The Overdrama-

tic, Jealous American

and His French Girlfriend"*

_chris

*That's what this movie should have been called

Drag Me To Hell [2009]

Dearest Sam Raimi,
Thanks for returning to your
roots! PS: No Bruce?
_chris

I thought that this was
supposed to be funny? Well,
I guess I was wrong.
_brett

Brick [2005]

I hated this shit

Back in '06... but now I

Think I love it*? Weird!

_chris

*Ultra pretentious 'neo-noir'*... what's not to love?

**How pretentious is the phrase 'neo-noir'? I apologize.

The Lookout [2007]

Gordon-Levitt's got
CRS Disease. Y'know,
Can't Remember Shit!
_chris

Battle Royale [2001]

Infinite ammo,
Exploding dog collars, and
A scythe (sickle?). Tight!
_chris

originally posted on december 4, 2008 on this site:
WHAT?! A trash can lid?
Death by sickle is the worst!
Never eat the soup.
_brett

I Love You, Man [2009]

Did I like this flick?
Psh, Totes McGotes Bro Nameths!
I think that means yes?
_chris

oh, jason segal.
i wish your character did
not change halfway through.
_brett

Alive [1993]

Om nom nom nom nom

Nom nom om nom nom nom om

Om nom om nom nom*

_chris

*sorry doods, couldn't resist

The Money Pit [1986]

Hey, wait, that's a bad...
*Clink* *Clank* *Boom* *Crash* *Smash* *Pow* *Snap*
...step. What a lemon!
_chris

Tremors [1990]

Broke into the wrong
Goddamn rec. room, didn't you,
You bastard!!! (((so good)))
_chris

A dark comedy.
Melvin, someday. Someone is
gonna kick your ass.
_brett

Dune [1984]

I loved this movie,
but I can't help thinking... What
if Dali did it?
_brett

District 9 [2009]

shady shanty-towns
contraband catfood-- thank god
they didnt cast bale.

_emily








did anyone else feel like they were watching a thin veiled political statement dressed up like cloverfield?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1136608/board/nest/145339059

[[spoiler aleart]] for further reading ^ ^ ^ that guy makes some very valid points.

Blue Velvet [1986]

Helium huffing
Hopper happily harbors
Heineken hatred
_chris

(((NSFW LOL)))

Burn After Reading [2008]

"what did we learn here?"
"....i dont know sir. i dont know."*
"You think thats a SCHWINN!?"

_emily

*this movie was a clusterfuck.
an american farce, if you will.
and the suspenseful music all the way through really reminded me of twin peaks.
so chris, you'll love it.
and brett, you'll [prob] hate it.
for me: saaa-wing and a miss, coen brothers.

...although brad pitt does play a fantastic moron.

Around the World in 80 Days [1956]

So, how does one take
the temperature of toast?
Fantastic Niven!
_brett

The Hangover [2009]

In true bootleg style,
viewed with the chops and the stops
DRUNK DRIVING?! CLASSIC !!
_brett

The Watchmen [2009]

one: spoiler alert
blue guy straight up kills rorschach
two: what a bad film.
_brett

Year One [2009]

Harold, please fire your
films shitty advertisers.
BAD REPPING. great film!
_brett

ps. thank you david cross


Cross, Azaria,
O.C. LEZbot, Sans, RUDD.....Platt!
Jaw Dropping Cast FO'REALZ!
_emily

ps. seriously. there are SO many great actors in this film that make it worth while. must see!

Marley & Me [2008]

If you can make it
to the end without sobbing
you have no soul. Truth.
_chris

Most Sad Flick EVER.
Most Sad Flick EVER EVER.
Most Sad Flick EVER.
_emily

Father of the Bride Part 2 [1995]

An infant two-fer?

Count it. Steve, you rule so hard

in this movie. Love,

_chris

Father of the Bride [1991]

A hundred G's?! Geez!

Martin, what are ye thinkin?!

'Father of the Year'*

_chris

*that's what he was thinking

My Best Friend Is A Vampire [1988]

Sorta' like Teen Wolf...

Only with way better jokes.

Well, IMHO.

_chris

Over The Top [1987]

I got a thousand...
Says I can tear your arm off!!!
Stallone grips-N-rips!
_chris

UP [2009]

first half hour : so sad!
balloons and dogs : so rad! ...WE
GOTTA SAVE KEVIN!!
_emily

Saddest Disney film.
Bambi has nothing on this.
I should have walked out.
_brett

To Catch A Thief [1955]

Jewel heists, car chases...
Y'know, the works. Another
Oldie but goodie.
_chris

YESMAN [2008]

murray* from conchords!
zooey is cute when she's mad!
another win, jim!

_emily


* oh my god. i didnt know he was in this. great role for him!

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button [2008]

button is forrest,
forrest is button, except
daisy trumps jenny.

_emily

Don't Mess With The Zohan [2008]

Dear Adam Sandler,
In four words, I would say that.....
THIS MOVIE WAS GREAT!!!
_brett

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian [2008]

Ugh, you NEVER leave.
Centaurs were just left to die.
Peter, you are shit.
_brett

Hot Shots: Part Deux [1993]

Its Kentucky Fried,
Charlie Sheen is right at home!
Rowan, you are great.
_brett

Vertigo [1958]

Referred to as a
Cinematic masterpiece.
Yes, I would concur!
_chris

The Birds [1963]

Cumbersome Attacks,
Calculated Aggression...
Astounding Watchmen!
_chris

North By Northwest [1959]

Suspense, comedy,

Action, drama, adventure...

This one's got it all.*

_chris

*I've always thought of this Hitchcock gem as the 'ultimate movie' since it offers so much in a little over two hours.  It's not in my top five though since I'd opt for Jimmy Stewart over Cary Grant any day.  Top 25?  No doubt about it.

The Man Who Knew Too Much [1957]

Jimmy Stewart's fam
should've had a stay-cation...
This 'nail-biter' pwns!
_chris

Groundhog Day [1993]

Sonny/Cher @ 6...
Punxsutawney's on repeat,
All day e'ryday!!!
_chris

Rear Window [1954]

Grace Kelly's so fine!
And the wheel-chair bound Stewart?
Great! Top five for sure.

_chris

where have all the reviewers gone?

we, at haiku... well,
due to inactivity,
we are shutting down.

The Legend of Drunken Master II [1994]

The last fight scene makes
this movie, without a doubt,
one of the greatest.
_brett

The Legend of Drunken Master [1978]

Jackie plays a JERK!
great way to start his career.
comedi-kung-fu!
_brett

Let The Right One In [2008]

Contains so many
'Holy crap!!! Oh no they d'nt!!1!'
Moments. A new fav?*
_chris



*HLLYH

Raising Arizona [1987]

nick cage (coppola)
classy, in his natural
habitat. huggies!
_emily

"So many social
engagements... So little time."
"Here we are!" (((Huggies!)))
_brett

Held Up Gas-n-sip!
General Imprisonment...
Eternal Sanction
_chris

Brothers Solomon [2007]

Im over you... BURN!!
"Fluid Depository"
(((just kidding... dollars)))
_brett

Airborne [1993]

Hey brah, where's the race?!?!
O'RLY!?!? DVLSBCKBONE???
M. 'Goose' ForTheWin!!!
_chris

Cloverfield

really awesome flick,
the special features are great-
bring on the sequels!
_emily

Valkyrie [2008]

tom cruise, eye patch, bad
directing- i saw this flick
on the bus.... twice.... bleh

_emily

DEAR FANZ

right now, i am on
indefinite hiatus
thank you MYTHBUSTERS.

_brett

[sorry, i am currently obsessed]

Knife in the Water [1962]

Polanski's first flick
Shows that sailing can be, well,
Suspenseful as shit!!!
_chris

Resident Evil: Apocalypse [2004]

Jill.... hotter in game
GTA, 10 Points fucker!
want zombies to win
_james

Police Story III a.k.a. Supercop [1992]

Obligatory
Fight scene atop moving train
Yeoh steals the show, yo!
_brett

Bottle Shock [2008]

Connoisseur Rickman;
So much drama bout sum grapez!
Napa takes the lead
_chris

Lost Highway [1997]

Dear Mr. D. Lynch,
I'd like the last two hours
of my life back. Thanks!!!
_chris

Role Models [2008]

RULES: Red Bull-ish with
some live action role playing
keeps you sane....... (((Sort of)))
_brett

In Search Of A Midnight Kiss [2008]

♫ Craigslistin' for love
In all the wrong places ♫ d00ds...
See this movie, K?
_chris

Shattered Glass [2003]

Steve Glass: Phoney Hack
Fabrications, retractions...
All in a day's work
_chris

Army of Darkness [1992]

"This... is my BOOMSTICK!"
Klaatu barada ...necktie?
OH, thats gotta hurt!
_brett

"klaatu barada nikto" is the same saying that controls the robot in
"the day the earth stood still [1951]"

Spaceballs [1987]

HELP! Save the Druish!
Here comes the bad year blimp, *sigh*
(((I miss John Candy)))
_brett

The Beastmaster [1982]

"Who are you?" ... "I'm Dar!"
He sounds just like an eagle.
A man born by beast.
_brett

gran torino.

old skool meets new skool
'anybody... got a light?'
slurs and guns abound.

_emily
*this movie exceeded all my expectations. i'd put it on my top 20 list. somewhere right around no country for old men.

Mulholland Drive

Greater than Wake up,
The sum of the pretty girl!
parts are much the whole.
_chris

Star Wars Episode VI: ROTJ [1983]

"Admiral Ackbar,
Uhhhh, shouldn't Endor be gone?"
Hayden, BOW TO SHAW"
_brett

Twin Peaks

Temp. hiatus, dudes!
I'm running through a show that
Takes up the whole screen -=/
_chris

(will start watching movies again when I finish the last three episodes lolz)

The Wrestler

Blood, sweat, tears, and beers...
This gem's got all that and more!
WILL DEF. WATCH AGAIN
_chris

Behind the scenes look.
Mickey should win an oscar.
Ram Jam from the top!
_brett

Darryl Hannah in Splash
has nothing on Rourke's locks.
Staples, Scars, and Bars!
_emily

Labyrinth

jareth tells sarah,
"forget about tha baby"
goblin king voo doo!
_emily

Before viewing, note:
DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT
BOWIE'S STUFFED SPANDEX
_chris

Pythons and Muppets
"I wish the goblins would come."
(((no you don't....DOO YOU?!?!)))
_brett