Brick [2005]

I hated this shit

Back in '06... but now I

Think I love it*? Weird!

_chris

*Ultra pretentious 'neo-noir'*... what's not to love?

**How pretentious is the phrase 'neo-noir'? I apologize.

The Lookout [2007]

Gordon-Levitt's got
CRS Disease. Y'know,
Can't Remember Shit!
_chris

Battle Royale [2001]

Infinite ammo,
Exploding dog collars, and
A scythe (sickle?). Tight!
_chris

originally posted on december 4, 2008 on this site:
WHAT?! A trash can lid?
Death by sickle is the worst!
Never eat the soup.
_brett

I Love You, Man [2009]

Did I like this flick?
Psh, Totes McGotes Bro Nameths!
I think that means yes?
_chris

oh, jason segal.
i wish your character did
not change halfway through.
_brett

Alive [1993]

Om nom nom nom nom

Nom nom om nom nom nom om

Om nom om nom nom*

_chris

*sorry doods, couldn't resist